Not the Pilot, Flight Nurse Tank

Stay in Your Lane

Because your patient’s life depends on it. The Not the Pilot, Flight Nurse Tank is a firm (and hilarious) reminder that you’re the medical pro—not the air taxi. Equal parts grit and humor, this tank is built for the ones who thrive on chaos and know their role is mission‑critical.

Built for Comfort After the Shift

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with side seams for enhanced durability and a seamless look, this premium tank is designed for comfort after the longest, wildest shifts. Available in a wide range of colors and unisex sizes XS–2XL, it’s made to move with you whether you’re decompressing, training, or repping your crew.

Bold Graphic, Crew Approved

• Front: Declares “Flight Nurse” loud and clear.

• Back: Boldly reminds everyone “Not the Pilot.”

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ Front + back text design for maximum impact

• ✅ Soft, breathable fabric for all‑day comfort

• ✅ Side seams + seamless look for durability and style

• ✅ Available in multiple colors, unisex sizes XS–2XL

• ✅ Rotor Wash & Wear exclusive apparel

A Confident Nod to Your Essential Role

The Not the Pilot, Flight Nurse Tank isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration. Lightweight, durable, and unapologetically bold, it’s the perfect way to show pride in your crew, your chaos, and your role in the mission.