Not the Pilot Beanie: The HEMS Inside Joke
Wear the Truth: We Get Asked Too
The "Not the Pilot" Beanie is the official headwear of every flight nurse and medic who has patiently answered that question for the thousandth time. This solid black beanie features a striking, clear text graphic on the front that handles the necessary pre-flight communication for you! It's a high-impact, humorous look that instantly signals you're part of the team, just maybe not the one handling the cyclic.
Product Details
•Softness and Shift Comfort: Designed for maximum warmth and lasting wear, this beanie is built to keep you comfortable during chilly shifts and hangar downtime.
•Ultimate Humor: Features a clear, witty graphic that addresses the most common civilian question asked of the medical crew.
•Superior Feel: Double-layered for extra warmth, this beanie is incredibly soft to the touch and built to retain its shape.
•Durable Fabric: Made with a high-performance blend (93% polyester, 7% spandex) that keeps you comfortable without stretching out.
•Fit: Designed for a regular fit that keeps your head warm on the coldest days. (Tip: Order a size up for a slouchy fit!)
Grab yours and save your voice for the patient assessment!
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 8 ⅞ | 10 ¼ |
| M | 9 ¼ | 11 |
| L | 9 ⅝ | 11 ¾ |
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