Not the Pilot Beanie

For When You’re Asked (Again) If You Fly the Helicopter

Let’s be real—nobody wants the flight nurse to be the pilot. The Not the Pilot Beanie is your pre‑emptive strike against that question you get every single shift. One look at this cuff and the answer is clear: Nope, not the pilot. You’re welcome.

Eco‑Friendly Warmth for Cold Calls

Made from a sustainable blend of 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic, this EMS beanie is soft, durable, and built to keep you warm when the weather (or the call) turns cold. The double‑layer knit locks in heat, while the cuffed design gives you a customizable fit that works on and off duty.

Embroidered Identity, Zero Confusion

Proudly embroidered with the clean, classic text “Not the Pilot”, this beanie is equal parts funny and functional. It’s a simple, confident way to wear your identity on your head—perfect for every flight crew member (except the pilot, obviously).

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ Funny EMS beanie with insider flight crew humor

• ✅ Eco‑friendly knit made with recycled materials

• ✅ Double‑layer warmth for long shifts and cold nights

• ✅ Cuffed design for a snug, customizable fit

• ✅ Perfect gift for flight nurses, medics, and HEMS crew

The Beanie That Answers the Question for You

The Not the Pilot Beanie is more than just winter gear—it’s a conversation ender. Warm, witty, and proudly EMS, it’s a must‑have for every flight crew member who’s tired of explaining what they don’t fly.