I'm Just the Driver, Pilot Tee

The Ultimate Humble Brag

The I’m Just the Driver, Pilot Tee is for every pilot who’s ever been called an “air Uber driver” and just laughed it off. Equal parts humble and hilarious, this shirt is your new go‑to for off‑duty swagger and on‑duty pride.

Built for Comfort and Durability

Crafted from 100% breathable cotton (with heathered colors in a soft cotton blend), this tee is tough enough for long shifts and comfortable enough for downtime. With sizes XS–5X, it’s designed to fit every pilot who keeps the mission alive while keeping the humor sharp.

Bold Graphic, Pilot Approved

• Front: A clean, proud “Pilot” print.

• Back: A bold mic‑drop statement: “I’m just the driver.”

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ 100% cotton (heathered blends available) for breathable comfort

• ✅ Front + back design for subtlety and punch

• ✅ Available in multiple colors, sizes XS–5X

• ✅ Classic fit perfect for work or off‑duty wear

• ✅ Rotor Wash & Wear exclusive apparel

A Badge of Honor for the Ones Who Keep Flying

The I’m Just the Driver, Pilot Tee isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration. Durable, witty, and unapologetically bold, it’s the perfect way to show pride in your essential role while keeping the humor alive.