I Keep Your Ass in the Air, Pilot Tee

Own Your Reality

The I Keep Your Ass in the Air, Pilot Tee is for the professionals who take flight and keep the mission alive. Designed for bragging rights and unapologetic pride, this shirt is the ultimate nod to the pilots who make it all happen.

Built for Comfort and Durability

Crafted from 100% breathable cotton (with heathered colors in a soft cotton blend), this tee is tough enough for long shifts and comfortable enough for downtime. With sizes XS–5X, it’s made to fit every pilot who thrives in the chaos.

Bold Graphic, Pilot Approved

• Front: A proud, simple “Pilot” print.

• Back: A bold declaration: “I Keep Your Ass in the Air.”

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ 100% cotton (heathered blends available) for breathable comfort

• ✅ Front + back design for subtlety and punch

• ✅ Available in multiple colors, sizes XS–5X

• ✅ Classic fit perfect for work or off‑duty wear

• ✅ Rotor Wash & Wear exclusive apparel

A Badge of Honor for the Ones Who Keep Flying

The I Keep Your Ass in the Air, Pilot Tee isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration. Durable, witty, and unapologetically bold, it’s the perfect way to show pride in your essential role while keeping the humor sharp.