I Can Find You Faster Than Your Ex, 911 Dispatcher Tee

For the Ones Who Track Chaos Like a Sport

The I Can Find You Faster Than Your Ex, 911 Dispatcher Tee is built for the professionals who thrive on precision when the world is falling apart. Made for dispatchers who can locate you faster than your ex scrolling through your socials, this shirt is pure off‑duty swagger.

Built for Comfort and Attitude

Crafted from 100% breathable cotton (with heathered colors in a soft cotton blend), this tee is tough enough for long shifts and comfortable enough for downtime. With sizes XS–5X (depending on color), it’s designed to fit every dispatcher who knows the chaos is always one call away.

Bold Graphic, Dispatcher Approved

• Front left chest: Simple and sharp with “911 Dispatcher.”

• Back: A mic‑drop statement: “I can find you faster than your ex stalking your Instagram.”

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ 100% cotton (heathered blends available) for breathable comfort

• ✅ Front + back design for subtlety and punch

• ✅ Available in multiple colors, sizes XS–5X

• ✅ Classic fit perfect for work or off‑duty wear

• ✅ Rotor Wash & Wear exclusive apparel

A Badge of Honor for the Ones Who Keep Track of the Chaos

The I Can Find You Faster Than Your Ex, 911 Dispatcher Tee isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration. Bold, witty, and unapologetically proud, it’s the perfect way to show that while others panic, you’re already three steps ahead.