Funny CFRN Hoodie

CFRN: Certified Flight Registered Nurse… or Chaos Fueled Rescue Nurse

Sure, Certified Flight Registered Nurse sounds official. But in the real world? CFRN really means Chaos Fueled Rescue Nurse—because you don’t just save lives, you do it while thriving in absolute mayhem. The Funny CFRN Hoodie is your off‑duty uniform, built for those who’ve earned both titles: lifesaver and chaos wrangler.

Cozy Comfort After the Shift

Made with a medium‑heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (Heather Sport colors are a 60/40 blend), this flight nurse hoodie is soft, durable, and ready for recovery mode. With a classic unisex fit, pouch pocket, and tear‑away label, it’s designed for comfort whether you’re crashing after a 24‑hour shift or braving the grocery store in zombie mode.

Ethically Made, Boldly Worn

Crafted from 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton, this hoodie lets you show pride in your work without sacrificing your values. The bold CFRN design makes it clear: you’re not just certified—you’re chaos‑certified.

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ Funny EMS hoodie with insider flight nurse humor

• ✅ Durable cotton/poly blend for long‑lasting comfort

• ✅ Unisex fit with pouch pocket for everyday wear

• ✅ Ethically grown cotton for a feel‑good flex

• ✅ Perfect gift for flight nurses, HEMS, and EMS pros

Wear Your Chaos With Pride

The Funny CFRN Hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration. For every flight nurse in HEMS and EMS, this hoodie is the ultimate way to rep your crew and your chaos.