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Featuring an erratic V‑fib strip and the brutally honest text \u003cem\u003e“my love life is clinically unstable,”\u003c\/em\u003e this anti‑Valentine’s Day shirt is perfect for medical pros who prefer sarcasm over sentiment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMade from 100% cotton jersey (heathered colors are a soft cotton blend), this tee is breathable, comfortable, and ready for shifts, sarcasm, or avoiding Valentine’s Day altogether. 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